January 2012
24 posts
“
Ultimately, he’s going to find out.
How you chew, how you sip.
How you dance,...”
– (via unbeknownstlove)
When Kane and Abel wrote the lyrics “we wanna see ya see ya make it wiggle. Wanna see ya make it pop it make it jiggle” i’m pretty sure they wrote that for girls with legs and ass like mine. I’m so jiggly. It’s disgusting and humorous at the same time. Fat legs FA LIFE.
I just ate alligator...
Yep. Be amazed.
“Never expect to outgrow lonliness. Never hope to find people who will understand...”
– White Oleander by Janet Fitch (via thechocolatebrigade)
My heart is a big jumble of mixed feelings on most days. Why can’t anybody ever understand that? Life is not always black and white. There’s a whole lot of gray ( and even more mean reds). If you live in black and white, you’re not really living. Just sayin.
“If all my mistakes
led me to you, maybe they
aren’t mistakes, at all.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
“You’ll meet her, she’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many...”
– Pan’s Labyrinth, El Laberinto del Fauno (via loveyourchaos)
<3
TMI FYI :P
I have inventory today. I hate inventory soooo effing much. I’m pretty sure God hates me bc my monthly friend came visit this morning and first day cramps are a SON OF A BITCH you hear me? Now all i’d really like to do is just lay here in this bed and let the Midol kick in. It also hurts less when i’m very still. But nooooo. I have to watch people fucking up something as...
If Lady Gaga had a baby right now, what do you...
My vote was Nebraska.
What say you?
temper temper
Think you hear someone talkin shit in the background while you on the phone…
FLAMES FLY FROM EARS AND ALL THE GHETTO COMES OUT.
Ignore me. I’m just sittin here in bed…..bout to cut a bitch.
lol
Things that annoy me....
I’m shorter, weigh 10 lbs more than, and am one size smaller than one of my friends. WHAT EVEN?
Friends that once weighed more than me should never weigh less than me in the first place. WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS.
I crave everything fried the week before my girly time. TMI? I care not.
That the damned “Devil Inside” preview plays every two seconds on tv. Heart...
December 2011
33 posts
size matters.....to me!
Who fits in a size 8 jean??? THIS GIRL! To those of you who are smaller this may not seem like a big accomplishment but I have been in the double digits for yearssss. I’m so excited!!! My goal is a 6 so it’s good to know my hard work has paid off even though i’ve slacked over the holidays. Just a little further to go for weight loss then I just need to make sure I tone and...
“I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via kristen-jane)
RSV
My six month old nephew is in the hospital with RSV right now. He got admitted yesterday evening because his oxygen levels were too low. They have him hooked up to all kind of shit that he’s not fond of. I tell you what, having to help hold down one of the loves of your life while they stick a needle in his foot was not fun at all. I cried with him. I had his head and one of his hands,...
Things that DO NOT make me happy on Christmas:
MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT.
People not cooking when they say they will. I’M HUNGRY. Hurry the hell up.
I’m bored. I’m not a fan of Christmas anyways.
Things that DO make me happy on Christmas:
Grinch pajama pants.
The look on my grandparents faces when they saw the names embroidered on the back of the robes I bought...
Stains
tylerknott:
There just is no avoiding it: There will be times in your life where you will be stabbed by someone or something or perhaps the world itself, and when it’s all you can do to keep your eyes open and your breath even, and your legs from giving out from underneath you, your ears will hear nothing but screams of disappointment for bleeding all over the carpet. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
Note to self:
Inhale…exhale…inhale..exhale. Killing is still against the law. Breaking things that are yours won’t solve anything but to piss you off more. You’re only making your migrane worse. You can’t stop stupid. Calm your temper.
You know, tumblr is just becoming a not so fun place for me anymore. I find it to be full of hypocrites and assholes. I check it daily still, but I find myself posting less and less. Annoyance. I used to REALLY love it here.
“Alone in my heart and alone in my mind. Alone everywhere, all the time, for as...”
– A Million Little Pieces - James Frey (via quote-book)
Here is where I wish I had a Grinch costume to wear to work. I am sick, and I hate everything jolly on a good day much less one where I don’t feel good.
I don’t know when it was that I first loved you.
I just wish I knew how to stop.
sister: I think I have some lesbian in me.
Me: you don’t have lesbian in you, you just have a few Katie Perry tendencies.
(she kissed a girl and she liked it. nbd.)
note: my sister is happily married to a male and has three beautiful children. she is merely attracted to some females.
Well, SOA is officially over for the season. I have to admit I had no idea the shit that went down would happen that way. I did expect the finale to be a bit more dramatic as it has been in the past. This one was kind of toned down. I love me some Jax and Opie though. I want a SOA hoodie for christmas.
There, I didn’t even ruin it for anyone who missed it. Proud of me? :P
Power of Vagina
I got told recently that I don’t use the power of my vagina. I got told this by a guy so for all you guys who were about to go into a female rant just save it for later lol. The thing is, I’ve NEVER been that way. I don’t like to do that. I don’t even see the point in it. I much rather you do something for me because you want to. It makes it that much nicer. I like...
I sleep with my TV on because I hate the quiet. My remote is broken. Ive been hearing Janelle and her mom from Teen Mom 2 screaming all damn night long. I hate those two the most. I’m not even sure wich one annoys me more. Adorable little boy stuck bwteen two psychos.
“Does it break my heart, of course, every moment of every day, into more pieces...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via romanholidays)
wisehart asked: I MISS YOU KAY???? HAHA